A man and woman sit on a clock face, they both look fed up


Mon 4 - Sat 9 April 2022
Tickets £20-£40*

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All looks rosy in leafy London W4. Peter is about to retire and sell his half of the accountancy business to his partner. They'll be loaded. Laura has just packed their youngest off to university and the world is their oyster. Will they go on a cruise? Hike in the Himalayas? Take up golf? All that remains is for the documents to be signed. They're off for a celebratory dinner when Laura drops a bombshell...

Olivier Award-winners Griff Rhys Jones (Oliver!, The Wind in the Willows) and Janie Dee (Carousel, Hello Dolly) star in this devastatingly funny portrait of a couple whose five minutes of candid conversation launches an outpouring of emotions, home truths, wine, nibbles and anarchy.

A play co-written by Gerald Sibleyras and Jen Dell

Adapted and Directed by Belinda Lang

Running Time



Monday - Saturday, 7.30pm
and Thursday & Saturday, 2.30pm:

*All ticket prices include a £3 per ticket booking fee.